Jan 30 2010
Catholic Forms of Birth Control
Contrary to popular belief, true believing Catholic couples do use some forms of birth control. While believing Catholics are not supposed to use chemical forms of birth control, there are natural forms of birth control that are used by catholics.
NFP – Natural Family Planning is a system of measuring a woman’s body’s temperature to figure out just when she ovulates. The couple then abstains from sexual relations during this time.
The barrier method – While the Catholic Church teaches that there are several barrier methods are wrong there are a few barrier methods that are approved.
Here the child acts as a barrier so the parents don’t have time, nor do they have energy to have sex.
Coitus interruptus – There are various forms of this method.
Method 1 – The Toddler that is sleeping down the hall wakes up. The universe has some sort of perverse sense of humor since it is almost always true that a toddler will wake up and go to their parents room when sex is about to or has just begun.

Method 2 – The door is locked, and you and your spouse are alone, the kids are downstairs watching some sort of movie that they are totally engrossed in. Chances are, at the moment of contact the following will happen:
Method 3 - Nursing. This method is used by a subset of Catholic couples. It is sort of related to Method 1 above, but as it happens, when the circumstances get interesting for the couple. The nursing toddler or the nursing baby will wake up.
So, there you have it, your introduction to the diverse world of Catholic Birth Control. Final note, this post is supposed to be a humorous look into parenting and parental relations. It is NOT intended to be take seriously.




