Mar 05 2009
The Church Dysfunctional
I have often wondered if there were a fourth and fifth levels to the Church that we don’t mention. We all know by going through CCD or RCIA (well depending on your program) the three levels of the Church:
The Church Militant (Us here on Earth)
The Church Suffering (Those in who are in the process of being expiated)
The Church Triumphant (Those in Heaven before the Throne of God)
Which brings me to the fourth level of the Church – Particularly those in the Eastern Rite: The Church Dysfunctional.
And the final level of the Church: The Church Stupid (This is the holder for people in the Women’s Ordination Groups, and Call to Action, and those who run the LA Religious Congress.)
So I will send this along to Rome for inclusion in the next Catechism.
Remember kiddies, we have:
The Church Stupid
The Church Dysfunctional
The Church Millitant
The Church Suffering
The Church Triumphant
There will be a test later